(Source: Spotify)

yael naim music :'(

voltairine-kropotkin:

Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”

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799 notes communist nudist colony

fem-wolf:

"Can you spell that please?"
"M-l-e-p… clay."
"Did you say "clay"?"
Yes, the “clay” is silent”

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357 notes Brooklyn 99

dogjournal:

DOG PASSES OUT FROM EXCITEMENT AFTER BEING REUNITED WITH OWNER - The schnauzer, Casey, was taken to the vet, the vet saw the video, and everything is fine with her.”

A Miniature Schnauzer named Casey greeted his family member after a two-year separation. He was so excited that he appears to have passed out momentarily. A veterinarian checked him out and he is fine. Dogs are extremely loyal creatures.

167 notes AAAWWWWWWW dog

LOL microsoft support took control of my computer to fix something and at the end they were like “do you mind taking a short survey?” and then they opened up the survey and completed it themselves

1 note I'd be pissed if they weren't so friendly and didn't fix my problem

nicecleanfight:

four cereals you will never taste

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60,513 notes hp

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via micallefff)

7,593 notes The Simpsons mr snrub

yeahponcho:

lizard push ups

180 notes lizard

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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86,616 notes dog

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via ireallyseeupsidedown)

29,157 notes game of thrones FAV